Convent? Really?

So I just found out that I will be staying in a convent for a couple of days once I reach Liberia on Sunday evening...Are you fucking kidding me? A Convent? This is from the girl that really doesn't believe in God and loves sex...what can I do to insure my place in hell...Any ideas? I have a couple running through my head...I'll let you know what I come up with. The forecast for when I reach Liberia on Sunday, sunny with a high of 90 with 90% humidity maybe this is my hell and I'm heading there...